Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Be Our Guest Curtain Call -EVERYONE!!!!

ALL:                Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request!
It's ten years since we had anybody here and we're
obsessed!                                                      
                    With your meal, with your ease, yes indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing let us help you, we'll keep going--

COGS: No, no, not the kick line!!!!!!!
ALL:              Course, by course one by one 'Til you shout "Enough, I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up, but for let's eat up
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please Be our guest!!

Mob Song (Boys Chorus, Villagers, Gaston, LeFou, d'Arque, Belle, Maurice

SONG:   Mob Song

GASTON                   The Beast will make off with your children.  He'll come after them in the
night. (The crowd gasps.)

BELLE:                      He would never do that!

GASTON:                  Forget the old man, I say we kill the Beast!

VILLAGERS:             Kill him!

VILLAGERS:             We're not safe until he's dead he'll come stalking us at night
Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite
D’ARQUE:                 He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free

GASTON:                   So it's time to take some action, boys It's time to follow me
ALL:                            Through the mist, through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer, then we're there at the drawbridge of a castle
And there's something truly terrible inside

It's a beast! He's got fangs - Razor sharp ones!
Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar! See him foam! But we're not coming home 'til he's dead--
Good and dead! Kill the Beast!

BELLE:                      I won't let you do this!
GASTON:                  Try and stop us!
BELLE:                      Papa, this is all my fault. I have to go back and warn him.
MAURICE:                I'm coming with you!
BELLE:                      No!
MAURICE:                I lost you once, I won't lose you again! (Maurice and Belle exit.)

GASTON:                  We'll rid the village of this Beast. Who's with me?

MOB:                          I am! I am! I am!
Heart’s ablaze banners high we go marching into battle
unafraid although the danger’s just increased.
Raise the flag sing a song here we come we’re fifty strong
and fifty Frenchmen can’t be wrong_______
Let’s kill the beast. Kill the beast. Kill the beast. Kill the beast!

Maison des Lunes words

SCENE 2: The Tavern  (Gaston, Lefou, Monsieur D’Arque)

(Gaston and Lefou enter the tavern with an unfamiliar man all dressed in black, the proprietor of the local lunatic asylum. They are seated at a table.)
GASTON                   
Thank you for coming on such short notice, Monsieur d’Arque.

MR D’ARQUE:          I don’t usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night. But this
fellow said you’d make it worth my while.

GASTON                   Look, I’ve got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a
little…persuasion.

LEFOU                       Turned him down flat!

SONG:  Maison de Lunes

GASTON:                   It’s like this, see…There's a danger I'll be thwarted and denied my
honeymoon

LEFOU:                       For the pretty thing he’s courted refuse to swoon

ALL:                            So, the time has come for a murky plan for which he turns to a murky man
To find that fiend where better than the Maison des Lunes?

MONSIEUR D'ARQUE:
I don't wish to seem a tad obtuse but I don't see how I can be of use
For I lock people up; I'm not a "Lonely Heart's club" 
I'm a cold, cold fish I've a nasty, vicious streak

LEFOU:                      Please speak!

ALL:                            It's Belle's father who's your client she adores the old buffoon
She'll be forced to be complaint she'll dance to your tune

GASTON:                   We get the daughter through her dad you just pronounce the old boy mad

LEFOU:                      And, whoosh! He's slammed up in your pad--

ALL:                            at The Maison des Lunes

GASTON:                  
Do I make myself entirely clear?

D'ARQUE:                 It's the simplest deal of my whole foul career!
D'ARQUE:                 Oh…  I'll be strapping up an inmate very tightly very soon
But please don't bring him in late our check-in time's noon!


GASTON:                   Our sad Maurice is not too well,

LEFOU:                       Prepare a 5 star padded cell

ALL:                            And book him in for a long, long spell at the Maison des Lunes.

                                    You’ll be strapping up an inmate very tightly very soon
But we won’t  bring him late your check-in time's noon!
Our sad Maurice is not too well, prepare a 5 star padded cell
And book him in for a long, long spell at the Maison des Lunes.

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